What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 01:52
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How do you know when someone really loves you?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.